posted: 11 months ago
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reblogged: teacupinastorm
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| Austria: | Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass. |
| Serbia: | Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up. |
| Russia: | Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now. |
| Germany: | Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh? |
| France: | Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time. |
| Germany: | Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol |
| Britain: | Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now! |
| Germany: | Make me bitches |